What a prospective bride wants in a groom!!

Besides the idealistic requirements of tall, dark/fair and handsome,
and loving, caring and kind,
When a prospective bride searches for a groom, 
There's actually something else going on in her mind.

When she states she wants a man who is well educated,
she means nothing less than an engineer or doctor,
or a financial Post graduate or a doctorate,
or even a chiropractor.
Someone with less qualifications would also make do, 
but then, they'd  have to earn a big pay packet,
with additional perks too.
Because "Money hai toh honey hai" or " it's all about the money, honey",
and money is the true luxury, 
always needed to keep the wife, 
forever smiling and happy.

When she speaks, she would want him to always look into her eyes,
"look into her eyes" , once again let me emphasise!
She  is not a fleshy piece of meat and has more anatomy than a chest,
he must realise this sooner than later
and treat her with the utmost respect.

She would want a husband to take her on at least, one international trip annually,
maybe a romantic holiday in France or Italy
or Switzerland or Chile.
If financially not  feasible, she'd settle for a holiday in Bulgaria, Latvia or Austria,
But a definite no-no to any trip to the local Lonavla,  Khandala
or even the posh Lavasa.

She would want her future husband to relish the delicacies she cooks,
and never want him to compare her culinary skills to his " Mummy's ",
if he wishes to be spared of " I wish you would turn to ash" cold looks.

She would also want him to never mention his mother's or any other woman's name in vain,
if he does, don't blame her, if she constantly nags, whines and complains.
As she doesn't like comparisons especially if it's " weighty issues" between two women,
she may not mention it,
but in time, the future husband more often than not, will ascertain.

Her future husband should be an epitome of charity
he should give her an add on credit card, with an unlimited credit facility.
And if he gets a shock seeing the credit card statement's obscene figure,
he must understand that the clothes, shoes, bags etc. she has bought,
is part of the household and her maintenance expenditure.

When she says she's tired, he must be sensible and understand,
and remember that there are nights where he needs to sleep with zipped up pants.
Cause' she wouldn't like to hurt his big male ego,
by faking " a you know what" which most of the time, he wouldn't really know.

Basically, she wants a "lover"able, " bank"able, "charitable" life partner,
who with her insatiable wants and demands,
will  in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, all the days of her life,
blindly love and accept her.