Friday, December 27, 2013

DHOOM3 REVIEW



So,near an overtly loud, burping lady
watched Dhoom3 which surely tests the law of gravity
with the leading men flying bikes high in the air.
Poor Newton he'd surely be pulling out his hair.
Aamir Khan steals the show with his class act
he looks dapper in waistcoat donning a bowling hat.
He's endearing with his furrowed brows and all
he makes you laugh, sigh and bawl.

Katrina breezes through like a whiff of unwanted air
you suddenly realise in the movie " oh yeah she's there"!
Abhishek makes a good cop like he did in Dhoom 1 and Dhoom2,
But sadly here with tapori Uday Chopra,
there's really not much work to do.
He rides through brick walls in Amchi Mumbai rickshaws
leaving you spluttering with helpless guffaws.

It is indeed an Aamir Khan movie all the way
leave all logic at home, with popcorn in hand,
go watch it anyway.
Watch it for the free visual tour of Chicago
for electrifying stunts and if for Aamir
or AB baby you go gung ho.
I went with no expectations and came out happy,
wondering whether there'll be more Dhoom after this illogical, dhamakedaar Dhoom3!

Friday, December 6, 2013

RIP Nelson



RIP Nelson adorns walls on Facebook and every social site
He had said,” It ain’t matter if you’re black or white,
As long as you have a good heart and a good head and you do what’s right.”

But, today as I took a walk along the beach, I faced a great irony,
Where, the ‘whites’ were getting a sun tan in the sweltering heat at three.
And as I looked away, I saw Sharukh Khan smiling from a billboard at me
Silently whispering, “Kaaley hain toh kya hua,
Fair and Lovely use karo and you’ll be chikna and gora or gori gori.”

And, on this humorous note I bid farewell to Nelson Mandela, the great
Sir, please do request the almighty for more stalwarts like you,
Hurry....don’t delay as black or white, caste or creed discrimination......that’s our global fate.


Picture courtesy: comicvine.com