My dear Homi Dikra, suu karech?
Your badly mixed 'Cocktail' left me with a horrible hangover and a throbing headache.
Seriously, what were you thinking when you made this movie,
with Saif, Deepika and newcomer Diana Penty.
It was supposed to be a movie of three best friends,
but at the start of it, I was very anxiously waiting for the end!
Saif's character Gautam, as a cool dude and as God's gift to women,
was distasteful and made him look like he was the fairer race's yeoman.
Deepika as the freespirited Veronica, drunk and available for all and sundry,
where suddenly out of the blue she decides to turn into a 'seedhi saadhi bharatiya nari'
Thanks to the influence of the lovely Dimple Kapadia, portrayed as Saif's mum,
such a waste of talent brought no 'kushi' and more 'gham'.
Diana Penty as the shy, sacrificial, Miss Goody Two shoes, Meera,
with her sweetness, all the saints and sadhus would get diabetes or an excessive bout of diarrhoea!
But what surprised me most was the three and four star ratings given generously by the newspaper reporters,
maybe the movie was reviewed by them in their dullest drunken stupor
Homi dikra, after watching your first movie 'Being Cyrus', I had very high expectations
but sadly after 'Cocktail', I felt spending a small sum of rupees hundred on the ticket, was a big dissipation.
Homi dikra, we bawas and bawis are known for our humour and wit,
sadly, you proved to be a 'Tadan buddhu' in our intelliegent community and turned out to be filmmaking nitwit.
Though I spent two hours forty minutes watching your sensless hindi flick,
the most enjoyable part of your 'Floptale' was Globus' hot caramel popcorn and the company of two great chicks!!
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