As I walked to the park one balmy day
I saw a young girl along the way.
She was sitting on a bench all alone,
crying, desolate and forlorn.
I walked up and asked, “Why do you cry?”
But, for a moment, got no reply.
She frantically replied, “Gorblimey!
The porn I watched has impregnated me.”
At first, I was baffled, I didn’t understand
And then at her ignorance I guffawed, “Oh man!”
“How many movies did you watch?” I asked teasingly
“Three”, she replied, dolefully.
I straight facedly said, “Oh, you watched three movies of porn.
Now, not one, but three offspring will be born.”
She looked at me aghast with fear in her eyes
I thought no more teasing, I’d better make her realise
And said, “Go home and Google ‘How babies are born?’
You need a male counterpart for sure, darling
But...it’s definitely not possible through solitarily watching porn.
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