Monday, January 28, 2013

The F word - FART...


We've taught the toddler to say " Sorry!" whenever he farts
since he makes pretty loud farts and " aromatic"ones too.
So this made me want to pen down my quirky thoughts on a fart,
and give my comic point of view.

A fart is a part of flatulence,
often caused by excessive over indulgence.
It can be loud, it can be silent,
it can be odourless or highly feculent.

A fart is the colloquial meaning for the Latin word Flatus,
which could also mean "passing gas" or " breaking wind" ,
but remember if you do " pass gas "in public,
ensure to keep it low and below din.

There's no fixed time or fixed place for a fart,
you can fart anywhere, when you're atop the Eiffel tower,
or anytime, watching the sunset with your childhood sweetheart.

A fart could be a whistle,
it could even be a medley or a song,
it could sound like a Harley Davidson or an impatient car horn.

But do not be afraid of this Flatus or this gaseous fart,
yes, it could be embarrassing.....
but it's just nature, playing some music,
through our rounded" bottom" part.



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