I'm tired of reading tabloids filled with news of an affair between Shahrukh Khan and Priyanka Chopra,
If there is an affair between them, then it's their Business and their " Lafda"!!
And seriously who cares if Gauri is depressed,
with her husband's new found love interest.
Anyway if she is threatened in her marriage, she will drown her tears,
by designing couture penthouses in Pune with her suddenly surfaced talent of decorating their interiors.
And the funniest part is; that best friend Suzanne Roshan gave such advice to Gauri,
Maybe she did the same thing when Hrithik had a fling with Barbara Mori.
Looks like all star wives take up interior decorating as an occupation,
I guess it's the best job, to keep them out of depression, desperation and frustration.
Latest news is that Piggy Chops is not invited to the Karan Johar 40th birthday bash,
He's afraid Gauri may give Priyanka the big snub and a sharp whiplash.
After all Bollywood is divided into different camps,
KJO, Hrithik, Suzanne all belong to the SRK one
And have left poor Priyanka Chopra out,as she's the new Bollywood Vamp.
And now Shahrukh is stuck between his two leading ladies,
One, his Don co-star Junglee Billee and the other his real life producer Patni.
Poor fella will have to change his image from lover boy and chant "Om Shanti Om",
if he wants to keep his reputation untarnished in Bollywood as well as his "Mannat" home.
Seriously, why can't these heroes be happy with their real life ladies,
is "Ghar ki murgi dal barabar" in Bollywood a reality!
After all, the lucky heroes romanticise the Kareenas, Priyankas and Katrinas on screen,
So why can't they in real life be monogamous and from such affairs just stay clean!!!
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