XES of SEX

Too much sex sex and sex
Sometimes I feel it's really in XES (excess)
The tabloids instead of giving news of what's happening in the world
Give tips on how to woo a man or bed a girl.
There's tips on various positions and steps,
On myths, on erogenous points and even how to neck.
And now sex has reached our Indian soaps too,
Where a whole episode of "Bade Ache Lagte hain",
shows how Ram has Priya to bed wooed.
Our Hindi movies too, have gone steps forward,
Long gone are the days where sex or kissing was shown,
with the shaking of two flowers.
Sex is important and it really is great,
But tabloids and media don't have to keep throwing it in our face.
It's a special bond shared between two people,
I fail to understand how people in Bandstand, Mumbai on the rocks nestle and cuddle.
I pity their backsides on the rocks on which they "do it"
Can't they find some place little safer and more private.
But we too have to move with the times,
Wonder when I'll have to sex-educate my son,
the world is moving real fast,
Im sure it'll be much earlier....
before he turns nine!