From the mouth of kids....

Kids say the darnedest things
and funny things too.
They'll ask why dogs walk on four legs
and why they've to walk on two.

They'll look at a woman's bosom
and innocently shout out,
"why she's got big balls!"
Then they'll lift their tee up,
puzzled, that they're chest is flat 
and very, very small.

They'll wonder why  players in a football match,
are fighting and the ball they aren't sharing.
Cause' thats what mommy has taught them
to " share your toys", be kind, loving and caring.

They'll call adults"children"
and call children " babies" at times,
and if they've done something naughty,
they'll say " Sorry Mama, please don't shout!"
with the sweetest of sweetest smiles.

If you ask them " are you okay,
Or are you feeling fine!"
They'll reply candidly
" I think after chocolate milk or a bar of chocolate,
I'll feel better in a while!"

Children continue to amaze me
with their innocent, incorrupt minds.
They'll ask you so many questions,
with their what's this and why's!!

Now thankfully we've got Google
it can answer any question in the world.
But there's two questions
most parents dread, I've read...
" How babies are born? And
" what's the difference between 
a boy and a girl?"